Everybody Votes, Except for this Loser

By: The Grey Havens
Published On: 6/8/2007 11:44:04 AM

See this loser?  He's the only eligible voter in Virginia who's not participating in Tuesday's Democratic Primary elections.

You may think that there are other people in Virginia who aren't voting.  WRONG!  It's just this guy.  He's a total tool; the single loser in Virginia who's abandoing his rights and is giving up his power in order to catch a beer.

Apparently he's working all day, and can't make it. And besides that, there are reruns on TV to watch.

Yes, this is the loser who believes that government doesn't matter, that nothing can change and that you just can't do anything, "the fix is in and they're all the same".

This is the guy. He's given up his constitutional rights in favor of sitting on his butt and living a pitiful little life of quiet desperation.

Next week, they're removing his heart, and his spine in a groundbreaking operation which will leave him, astonishingly, entirely unchanged. 

He wasn't doing anything useful with them anyway.

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Don't be an lonely, loser.  Vote on Tuesday in your local primary.

And then Listen to this podcast.


Comments



Apathy is legitimate (nvcdl - 6/8/2007 8:54:55 PM)
If neither candidate moves this guy of his bar seat - shame on them.

Apathy is a legitimate response to uninspiring politicians.

The contest will eb decided by those who care - as it should be...



I'm not voting either (Neal2028 - 6/8/2007 9:52:12 PM)
Of course, we don't have a primary on Tuesday, so I've got a better excuse than other people.


Cool people like you vote (The Grey Havens - 6/8/2007 11:21:47 PM)
If not on Tuesday, you'll get your chance in November.