One Hart Seely has published a book of political nursery rhymes. There are a number of samples put out by the publisher on the Amazon site: http://www.amazon.co...
Just to give you a flavor --
Itsy-bitsy Scooter
Climbed up the oval spout,
Down came the leaks
That brought the agent out.
Out came the probe
That tried to find the blame,
And the itsy-bitsy Scooter
Climbed up the spout again.Itsy-bitsy Scooter,
Went up into the Mall,
Down came the word,
That he would take the fall.
Out came the trial
That played across the land,
And the itsy-bitsy Scooter,
Declined to take the stand.Itsy-bitsy Scooter
Went up the legal route,
Down came the verdict:
Guilt, beyond a doubt.
Down went the aide
To suffer in the end;
And the itchy-twitchy Cheney,
Had shot another friend.
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