Top 25 List Why Not to Vote for Kilgore - #22

By: Lowell
Published On: 9/9/2005 1:00:00 AM

You know, we've been at this RaisingKaine thing for 8 months now, and we've collected a whole bunch of great material on Jerry Kilgore.  I was thinking that it might be a good idea to condense all the reasons NOT to vote for Jerry Kilgore into an easy-to-read "Top 25" list.  But then I thought, that's too many in one shot. So, instead, I've started listing a reason per day, counting down -- David Letterman style - to #1 in early October.  Anyway, here's reason #22!

22) Kilgore is world class whiner, crying about supposed slurs to his "accent" by Tim Kaine.  Uh, Jerry, Tim Kaine's married into the prominent Southwest Virginia family of former Republican Governor Linwood Holton...hello?  Also, why did you reportedly go to a voice coach if you're so proud of your "accent," anyway?  Or is it some other characteristic of your voice that you were trying to change?


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