The Macacarena: George Allen's song

By: David Boyle
Published On: 10/22/2006 2:55:36 PM

  (Cross-posted from Daily Kos)

     It seems that "Virginia Monologue" George Allen loves the ugly word "macaca" so much that he deserves his own song. Since the "Macarena" by Los Del Rio was so super-popular a song, including for Al Gore at the 1996 Democratic Convention, it seems only appropriate to give George Allen the honor of a song about him, the "Macacarena".

     You can look up various versions of the Macarena lyrics here and here and here, but as for our own lyrics,

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When I dance they call me Macaca-rena

And all the white boys they say that I´m buena

They all want me, they CAN have me

So they come in white sheets and dance beside me

Move with me, rant with me

And if you're bad I take you home with me

Dale a tu cuerpo

Allen-gria Macacarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa darle

Allen-gria y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo

Allen-gria Macacarena

Eh, Macaca-rena!

A-Hai! (2 times)

(more Macacarena below)
Now don´t you worry ´bout my boy friend

the boy whose name is Bushorino

I don´t want him, couldn't stand him

he was no good --just like me! (hahaaaa)

Now, come on Jews, what was I supposed to do ?

He was outta town and the CCC was soooo fine

Dale a tu cuerpo Allen-gria Macacarena ... (2 times)

Claps, Ahai Ahai!

(I am TRYING to seduce you!)

Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Macacarena ...

Dale a tu cuerpo Allen-gria Macacarena ... (2 times)

Come and find me, my name is Macacarena

Always at the party, ´cause the racists think I´m buena

Scum join me, dance with me

And all you felons tag along with me

Dale a tu cuerpo Allen-gria Macacarena ... (5 times)

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     Can someone record this in time for the election? And send it to radio stations in Virginia?


Comments



Macaca the Knife. (David Boyle - 10/22/2006 2:57:37 PM)
  The only other alternative, but I like "Macacarena" better.


What about 'Hakuna Macaca'... (Loudoun County Dem - 10/22/2006 6:59:18 PM)
...what a virulent phrase...


"Paul McCaca" (David Boyle - 10/22/2006 7:47:22 PM)
  One of the Beatles, plus macaca.

  This is all driving me crazy.



Somebody already recorded a "macaca" song ... (loboforestal - 10/22/2006 5:29:56 PM)
Twisted and offensive material, but somebody did a song featuring "macaca" a while back ..

http://www.radioblog...
(requires flash)

Google on "Le massacre des sales rebeus" for more info.

Bottom line is Allen did "make the word up".  Makes you wonder if George is a closet skin head.



typo (loboforestal - 10/22/2006 5:33:30 PM)
didn't make the word up.


Thanks. (David Boyle - 10/22/2006 7:48:02 PM)
  Skin head...more skin than brains for Allen, I suspect.