Sideshow Bob's Bizarre New Website

By: Lowell
Published On: 7/17/2005 1:00:00 AM

You may recall that back in mid-June, I pointed out a few "issues" with Bob Marshall's website.  Among other things, I noted that it was completely lame, and more importantly that it was hosted by a non-profit, religious missionary organization.  At the time, I wrote: 

Not that there?s anything wrong with advancing the Catholic Faith, but is it constitutional for a non-profit religious organization to actively promote a politician or what? Should said organization at least lose its tax-exempt status? Is there a constitutional lawyer in the house?

By the way, does Bob Marshall realize that we have something in this country called ?separation of church and state?? Oh, that?s right, not in Bob Marshall?s vision of the country. That?s called a ?theocracy,? I believe.

Anyway, within hours, the former Bob Marshall website was gone - poof! - just like that.  What happened?  Was it something I said? 

Now, Delegate Marshall, or as we like to call him "Sideshow Bob" for his never-ending series of (unintentional) knee-slappers,  has a brand spanking new website.  Unfortunately, there still appear to be a few problems:

1) It's still lame:  poorly organized, amateurish, lacking almost any information under "issues," filled with typos like "Execuative" and "Acaemy," plus apparent screwups like a link to Russ Potts campaign! Unless, of course, Bob Marshall endorsing Russ Potts for governor.  Something you'd like to tell us, Bob?  Also, when you click on "help" you get "The page cannot be found."  Is this appropriate or what for a delegate who is obsessed with same-sex sodomy but not with fixing our roads and schools?  Hmmm...

2) Marshall's website still appears to be hosted by the same group, "trincomm.org," which when you click on it redirects to the same non-profit Catholic missionary organization as before.  What's THAT all about?  Again I ask, is there a constitutional lawyer in the house?  Can a non-profit religious group host a partisan political candidate's website?  Sounds like another call to Chris Piper with the State Board of Elections is in order...

3) The same-sex sodomy obsession continues.  Under the editorials section, Marshall helpfully reprints something he wrote in the Richmond Time Dispatch back in 2003. Check this out.  Apparently, Bob Marshall wants to make homosexuality itself illegal!

Most people would agree that state legislators have, or ought to have, the authority to regulate or prohibit activities that have killed 450,000 Americans and will kill at least 1 million more in just a few years.

But there are six significant Americans who disagree. They have lifetime jobs, they answer to no one, and they alter all our lives.

They are U.S. Supreme Court Justices. Their peculiar vision blinds them to almost half a million caskets used to bury Americans whose early deaths were directly or indirectly caused by same-sex sodomy.

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It is legal to ask a stranger in a public park to go to a restaurant. It will be legal to solicit that same stranger for consensual sodomy or other unprintable acts because the behavior, as Attorney General Kilgore and Governor Warner now claim, is the law in Virginia.

 

4) For such a technologically unsophisticated man, at least based on looking at his godawful website, it's interesting that Bob Marshall has three (3) different e-mails to contact him.  And one of these is delegatebobmarshall@trincomm.org, or Trinity Communications once again.  Starting to sense a pattern here?

Apparently, Bob Marshall is incorrigable, and the "sideshow" continues.  Isn't it time for voters of the 13th district to get rid of this embarassment and replace him with a "firefighter, educator and veteran," an extremely impressive candidate named Bruce Roemmelt?  What's exciting about this race is that, given the huge influx of new voters into the district, Roemmelt has an excellent chance of defeating Marshall. These new people are unfamiliar -- for the moment, that is - with "Sideshow Bob"'s same-sex sodomy obsessions and other lunacy/incompetence.  In other words, the 13th district is changing rapidly, and so should its represent in the Virginia House of Delegates.  In less than four months, 13th district voters will be able to do just that.


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