Congratulations on discovering your place among the chosen people. You'll love it here...we know all the best restaurants, we can "hondel" a bargain on those Cowboy boots you like so much, and should you ever need a top medical specialist, well, we your people know whom to call to get you in right away.
The timing of your announcement - what with the Holiday Holidays approaching - could not be better.
Although I just have to worn you that your first Yom Kippur experience - as a newly confirmed Jew - is going to be tough. Oy gevalt, I don't envy you. You see, it's not so much that we fast for an entire day, we use this occasion to atone for our sins and reflect deeply on how our words and actions have hurt others...and I must warn you, George-a-lah, that you've got a lot of 'splainin to do with the Almighty on that Macaca megillah (tisk, tisk, tisk)...
But, there I go judging...what kind of an example is that?
Anyway, boychick, welcome to the Chosen People. 'See you in temple this Friday evening for Rosh Hashanah services.
B'shalom!
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