George Allen's Version of...

By: Lowell
Published On: 9/7/2006 6:10:31 AM

...various documents, with his value-added edits. Ha.

*Dick Durbin's amendment: "... will shall be available for the Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Center."

*The Declaration of Independence: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable inalienable Rights"

*The Star Spangled Banner: "O say, does that star-spangled banner  yet still wave."

*The Book of Genesis: "And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she  shall will be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man."

*Classic Anthem of the Civil Rights Movement: "We shall will overcome; We shall will overcome;shall will overcome some day."


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