10) Real men don+óGé¼Gäót know the difference between a mohawk and a mullet.
9) Past Virginia leaders have included Washington, Jefferson and Madison +óGé¼GÇ£ no point even trying to live up to that standard!.
8) He+óGé¼Gäós a white male heterosexual Christian. Okay, so+óGé¼Gäós his opponent, but Allen is MORE so
7) You can+óGé¼Gäót trust a leader who+óGé¼Gäós smarter than you is.
6) Burning crosses are a natural, renewable source of light and heat.
5) He may attack full-grown minorities, but he has endless compassion for stem cells.
4) George Allen tells it like it is. Or was. In Alabama. In the fifties.
3) He+óGé¼Gäós improving public knowledge of foreign languages +óGé¼GÇ£ well, certain words, at least.
2) If defeated, he+óGé¼Gäós threatening to become host of +óGé¼+ôAmerica+óGé¼Gäós Least Funny Home Videos.+óGé¼-¥
And, the number one reason to support George Allen+óGé¼-ª..
1) We need Senators as dumb as the President to maintain our system of checks and balances.
6) Burning crosses are a natural, renewable source of light and heat.
5) He may attack full-grown minorities, but he has endless compassion for stem cells.
4) George Allen tells it like it is. Or was. In Alabama. In the fifties.
Brilliant!