Yee Ha!Galloping George Has +óGé¼+ôNo Time+óGé¼-¥ to Sponsor The +óGé¼+ôJim Webb GI Bill+óGé¼-¥,
But Thank God He Found Time to Sponsor +óGé¼+ôAmerican Cowboy Day!+óGé¼-¥
(Probably Somewhere Near the OK Corral) +óGé¼GÇ£ Well listen up there missy! Galloping George Allen, has went and made a bill in that there Amerrycan Congriss! And we+óGé¼Gäóll be darned tootin, if it ain+óGé¼Gäót a legislatin aimed square at us cowpokes! Ya see, that crazy Counterfeit California Cowboy has saved the day for his fellow cowpunch drifters by Co-Sponsoring the National Day of the American Cowboy! YEE HA Pardner! We+óGé¼Gäóre bustin with so much pride our chaps are chaffing!
Seems this Counterfeit California Cowboy went and named Ju-lie 22nd as the big day so load your ivory handled six guns, strap on your Sunday spurs, and head to town for the most rootinin tootinin sell-ee-bray-shun we+óGé¼Gäóve seen in these parts since Wild Bill rode to town with Potato Creek Johnny and begun the gamblin+óGé¼Gäó trade in these parts.
Course, there were a downside to Galloping George+óGé¼Gäós cowpoke conversion.
Snap our chaps if Ole Cowpoke George didn+óGé¼Gäót go and sponsor that there Cowpoke legislatin for the same day ole six gun George told that gunslinger white hatted Jim Webb at a dee-bate that he did not have no time to introduce a new GI Bill for American soldiers on the battlefield. Cause according to Deputy Sheriff Felix +óGé¼+ôFestis+óGé¼-¥ Allen, that there Amerrycan Congress, +óGé¼+ômoves at the pace of a wounded sea slug+óGé¼-¥ and there ain+óGé¼Gäót no way in tarnation that a GI Bill could get on through that mesquite patch.
Well, we don+óGé¼Gäót know what in tarnation a wounded sea slug is anyways, but we sure as shootin don+óGé¼Gäót want to lose sight that wranglin George was able to lasso National Day of the American Cowboy through that there Senate quicker than a palomino pony posse can corral a black hatted bandit!
Now, we may has been born at night, but is sure as shootin wasn+óGé¼Gäót born last night so even though Galloping George ain+óGé¼Gäót no real cowboy, he plays one on the dusty campaign trail and that is good enough for us!
So to Gallopin George Felix Allen, a rowdy cowpoke six gun salute to you and next time you belly up to the bar for a shot of ole Red Eye, you tell Miss Kitty that one is on us! YEE HA!
(Too bad about them there soldiers and their GI Bill though+óGé¼-ª)