OK, if Commonwealth Conservative can have a caption contest, then gosh darn it so can we! :) Anyway, here's the photo, which you've probably seen before (I hadn't until this morning, which proves definitively that I DO NOT HAVE A LIFE!).
So go wild, cut loose, and really let your hair down with this contest. The winner gets the usual: (no) fame and (no) fortune, but you do get RaisingKaine bragging rights, with which you can impress your boss, your spouse, your significant other, or that hot babe at the beach house. Hey, that and $50 will get you the Phil Spector Rogaine Overdose/White Boy Afro hair-do at your local barbershop or beauty parlor!