New Reality Show Idea

By: Lowell
Published On: 5/26/2006 8:41:58 AM

A friend of mine suggests...

"Who Wants to be Ken Lay's Cellmate"

Criteria should include:

(1)  Must be serving a life sentence
(2)  Must be 6'2" or taller
(3)  Must weigh at least 250 lbs and be able to bench press your weight
(4)  Must have many tats
(5)  Must be willing to change name to "Spike"

Prizes include:

(1)  Listen for hours about how smart Ken Lay is
(2)  Listen to him talk about how he was framed
(3)  Having your way with a guy who was on the cover of Time Magazine

Any suggestions for possible candidates?

Comments



Well... (Dan - 5/26/2006 1:13:30 PM)
Lay is going to country club prison.  I talked to some folks in DC about this.  He deserves to be put in general population.  WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Maybe, he could play golf with Tom DeLay, go over testimony with Scooter Libby.  How about scoring some Oxycontin for Rush or talking about flying a fighter jet with the Dukester? 

Ultimately, I'd love to see Ken Lay share a cell with the same guy whose 2000 campaign he blessed with so much support - GW Bush.



Sorry (habeas - 5/26/2006 7:06:52 PM)
but "prison rape" humor isn't funny. 

Gallagher, now, that shit is funny.



Advice to Lay (Neal2028 - 5/26/2006 7:20:42 PM)
My advice to Ken Lay is obvious, and if I didn't say it, God knows somebody would have:

Bring the soap on a rope...