The "Hunter" Becomes the Hunted

By: Lowell
Published On: 4/28/2006 2:19:42 PM

This morning, Perseverando had a hilarious "Wanted" poster of one Hunter Pickels, using a photo by my colleague Josh Chernila.  Yes, "Hunter Pickels" is the guy's real name, believe it or not. I met him the other day in Arlington at the Webb event, where he was busy doing his job. 

What is Pickels' job?  As I noted then, it is to follow Jim Webb everywhere he goes and videotape him for George "Dragged his Sister Up the Stairs by Her Hair" Allen, Scott "Black Hands Racist Ad" Howell, and the rest of the Allen for President..er, Senate Fun Bunch.

Anyway, I just talked to Webb advisor/strategist/friend  Dave "Mudcat" Saunders, and he wanted me to point out that the "Hunter" has now become the Hunted. Mudcat tells me that he's got no problem with trackers, but he DOES have a problem with people like Pickles pursuing Jim Webb into private situations (Mudcat mentioned something about "the shitter" - ha).  In Mudcat's opinion, the behavior of Allen's spy "goes beyond the bounds of human decency" into the realm of "little girlish" and "amateurish."  Hey Mudcat, tell us how you REALLY feel!  Ha.

Well, one lesson here is that you better not mess with Mudcat Saunders, because after warning Hunter Pickles not to "mess with my man anymore" and getting nowhere, Mudcat finally called the cops.  Soon enough, Hunter became the "Hunted," with the Roanoke police "chasing him all over town."  Reportedly, the last time Hunter Pickles was seen was sitting on a park bench with his head hanging down and his girlfriend telling everyone what a good guy he really was. 

Unfortunately, it now appears that Pickels is in a pickle of his own.  In fact, I'd have to say that Pickle's over a barrel. Ha ha, get it?  Pickels?  Barrel?  Alright, enough pickles and hunter jokes...this could go on all day.

One last question by Mudcat, and we'll leave the story of Hunter Pickels for now.  "Why isn't George Allen tracking Harris Miller?"  Good question...I RELISH the thought of getting an answer.  Ouch!

Comments



I know you said he was nice (phriendlyjaime - 4/28/2006 2:50:29 PM)
but I have zero respect for him, and like I said...if any of us end up in a commercial or any type of publication that has anyone (including Webb) in it w/o giving any permission to use our likeness, we should go after them relentlessly.

But the thought of him sitting on a bench crying is hilarious.



Hahha (Virginia Centrist - 4/28/2006 3:12:43 PM)
God I love Mudcat. Just purchased the book, look forward to reading it.


Prove that Pickle is in the employ of Allen (Info_Tech_Guy - 4/28/2006 3:41:24 PM)
and then use this as the basis to denounce Allen for his despicable lack of ethics. Get it on the record in court. Seek a restraining order on Pickel and anyone else similarly employed by Allen. If there's an anti-stalking law that can be used used, then look into it...


Mr. Pickles next job interview... (Bubby - 4/28/2006 3:44:32 PM)
Mr.Big: "Tell me Mr. Pickles, what previous experience do you have that would qualify you for Acme Pornography's cinematographer tech I position?"

Pickles:  "Well sir, I previously did video work for a US Senator".

Mr.Big: "Really! What did you do?"

Pickles: "Well, I followed his opponent everywhere, including the restroom, and video'd him."

Mr. Big: "Fascinating, did you get any good vid?  You know, spicy stuff, weird physical deformities, strange anatomy, girlfriends/boyfriends?"

Pickles:  "Well, not really sir".

Mr.Big: "Huh, too bad...So who was your Boss?"

Pickles:  "Senator George Allen sir!"

Mr.Big:  "What the fuck! Get out of my office before I have Ramirez take your arms off you goofy little freak. And tell your boy Allen that I want that leather cowboy get-up back!

Pickles: "Uh, Uh, Uh, b-b-b-But.."

Mr. Big: Go! And tell him to make sure it's dry-cleaned!

Mr. Big: Ramirez! 

Ramirez: Yes sir.

Mr. Big: Show Tonto here to the door.

Ramirez:  Yes sir.



Funniest. Comment. Ever. (Lowell - 4/28/2006 3:45:58 PM)
At least on Raising Kaine!


that was awesome! n/t (phriendlyjaime - 4/28/2006 3:47:20 PM)


Show Tonto the door .... (Tony Mastalski - 4/28/2006 9:05:55 PM)
That was fucking hilarious !!


I'll tell you exactly why he's not following Harris (DanG - 4/29/2006 12:19:24 AM)
He doesn't have to try to collect dirt on Harris.  It's already there.  Allen knows that if Miller wins, he cakewalks to victory.  He's watching Webb because he's the one who's a danger to Allen's re-election.