"Allen 08...Opps I mean 06"
"Allen for Senate 06
One step closer to the White House"
"Vote George Allen: He only had one term to wreck Virginia as Governor, imagine what he can accomplish with two terms in Senate"
"Vote George Allen 2006 and 2008"
"George Allen for Senate - because people deserve worse"
"George Allen for Republican Party mouthpiece 2006"
"Harris Miller for Democratic opponent 2006"
"Vote George Allen for Senate - because aren't you better off now than in 2000?"
"Corporate pollutors for George Allen 2006"
"Pat Robertson says God commands you to vote for George Allen in 2006"
"Coerced minorities for George Allen 2006"
"Vote George Allen, he's 96% Bush"
"Vote George Allen: C'mon folks, how much harm can he do, he'll be in Iowa and New Hampshire half the time"
I'm George Allen, and I'm dumber than a post but at least I'm not dumber than dishwater!
I'm George Allen, and you're not!
I'm George Allen, and I'm really bored!
I'm George Allen, and I'm George W. Bush's "mini-me!"
George Allen for Senate:
Sorry. My bad.
George Allen for Senate:
He's dumb as a post, and I mean that in a good way.
George Allen for Senate:
Immigrants? Like I care about stupid Mexicans!
George Allen for Senate:
Stop the Immigrants now. We're running out of Taco Bells for them to work at.
George Allen for Senate:
Because rich white guys are the only votes that count.
George Allen for Senate:
Because John McCain only recently turned crazy. I've been crazy my whole life!
George Allen for Senate:
The only thing that's REALLY southern about me is Southern California. Fooled you!
George Allen for Senate:
Mudcat could kick my fake-Southern ass.
George Allen for Senate:
A noose in every home!
George Allen for Senate:
Because the Security and Integrity of our Nation is really no more complex or serious than a game of Football.
George Allen for Senate:
Look, I need this to run for President, and I'm trying to find a way to step out of my daddy's shadow, so can you freakin' whiny Democrats just PLEASE nominate Harris Miller so I can win this thing big and be Numero Uno?
(This one is specifically for when Jim Webb wins the primary)
George Allen for Senate:
*Whimper* Ah, screw it! I was bored anyways!
George Allen for Senate 06
At least I don't sound like the other republican from VA did
George Allen for Senate 06
I'll give you a dollar if you vote for me
George Allen...He'll never talk to you in words you don't understand, hell, he doesn't understand half of them himself.
Go, eternal sloganeer!
"We gotta get them terrorist...
, ya'll!"
The the other one that comes to mind is:
"Got Chaw. Vote Allen"
Allen-Not as think as you dumb I is.
If you like Bush, you'll love Allen.
Want to hear a good joke?
Allen 08'
or
Do you like a good jokes?
Allen 08'
Vote Allen
"He looks Presidential"
Allen-"At least he can't get dumber"
Allen 06'
Keeping the Senate seat warm
Re-elect Allen-
he needs another 6 year vacation.
Allen-because he looks good.
I'm with stupid!
Allen
(comes with a picture of a hand pointing.....anybody remember those t-shirts?)
Allen '06/'08: Common-Sense Jeffersonian Conservative
[Abolish Corporations and Become a Slave Holding Farmer]
"I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country." -- Thomas Jefferson
Restraining corporate abuse - Good
Slave holding farmers - Bad
* What, me worry?
Two years of the Senate plus four years of being President still equals six years served...
Answer: Quarterback
Question: How much time Allen will actually give back to Virginia?
George Allen: Being Bush's parrot since 2000
Finally....
"Ahhhduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...tax cuts, Iraq, gays."
George Allen
Virginia is For Others
Georgia Allen
A Show Horse. Not a Work Horse.