or if, as is much more likely, George is chronically spineless, he could ask some questions like these to show some parity and equally ask some of the ignorant, leading, stupid, wasteful questions of which he proved himself the master earlier this week:
Awww George, who knew that that school yard charm you are so widely praised for really amounted to a solid claim to prime lapdog status. We almost expected better of you, but as the new posterboy for the idiocy of the trophy media, our expectations can be lowered no further.