Hey Bob, At Least He Didn't Call You an "Illegal Alien!"

By: Lowell
Published On: 4/18/2008 8:19:40 AM

Is Del. Bob Marshall, the man we like to nickname "Sideshow Bob," as "space alien?"  Jim Gilmore seems to think so:

Bob Marshall said fellow GOP U.S. Senate candidate Jim Gilmore is trying to tally ignore him and pretend he's won the nomination

"I am the space alien in this race to him," Marshall said. "I will walk in a room and he will not even look at me."

"He doesn't want to admit he's got an opponent," said the veteran delegate campaigning as a populist.

"Gilmore and Warner are both part of the establishment," Marshall said between bites of the bony shad served Wednesday afternoon by the Wakefield Ruritan Club. "I am the anti-establishment guy."

The anti-establishment guy...from Mars, that is.  Or maybe Uranus? Hey Bob, look on the bright side, at least Jim Gilmore doesn't think you're an "illegal alien!" :)

P.S. Do space aliens talk about turning "coeds" (what you and I normally refer to as "female college students") into "chemical love canals for...frathouse playboys?"  Sideshow Bob does!

Comments



Ignore an alien? (Eric - 4/18/2008 9:30:04 AM)
If you think about it, that's a really bad analogy by "Coed Love Canal" Bob.  Seriously, if a space alien was in the same room as you, would you ignore it?  Not even look at it?  


What is really scary is... (snolan - 4/18/2008 9:55:46 AM)
The first bumper sticker I have seen in the race for this US Senate seat is...

A Bob Marshall for Senate sticker.

I am flabbergasted and appalled...  There should be a hundred Warner stickers for every Gilmore Sticker, and 35 Gilmore stickers for every Marshall sticker in a just, sane, and reasonable world.

Gag.



I've seen a number of (Eric - 4/18/2008 10:06:31 AM)
Warner for Senate stickers and very few of the others.  Maybe just bad luck on your part.


I am sure that is it... (snolan - 4/18/2008 11:10:44 AM)
I do live out in the lunatic fringe...

Sticker was spotted on Va-606 between Va 28 and the Toll Road.



I've seen a lot of Warner sticker (Lowell - 4/18/2008 10:11:51 AM)
So far, I haven't seen any Marshall stickers.  There is hope in the world after all?  Ha.


Where have you been ? I personally handed out close to a hundred. (Tom Counts - 4/18/2008 1:14:27 PM)
I don't recall where you live. I live in Gainesville, PWC (Northern Va.) and as my subj. line says I have personally handed out close to a hundred bumper stickers. I actually have two on my vehicle,one on each of the rear side windows.

If you aren't seeing any Warner bumper stickers why don't you get 50-100 and start giving them to your friends, family and neighbors, and start handing them out in store parking lots, at various publics events such as Farmers' Markets, etc. Somebody has to be first to start distributing lit. and bumper stickers in each locality as well as signing up volunteers. Would you like to be the first in your locality ? I'd also suggest that you sign up for the Neighbors Organizing the Vote (NOTV)/Neighborhood Leader (NL) program to really start the ball rolling there for Mark.

Thanks for the important info. We need to ramp up the action and visibiility for our next U.S. Senator so we don't get overconfident and miss the opportunity for a landslide victory. This time around our Senatorial candidate can provide up-ticket "coat tails" help to the Dem. Pres. nominee if we get the GOTV job done well.



OOPS !! Sorry about the misread. You said you HAVE seen Warner stickers (Tom Counts - 4/18/2008 1:19:51 PM)
Sorry about that misread. I just noticed that you said you hand't seen any Marshall stickers. No wonder -- he has no money.

But my error did give a chance to remind you about the NOTV/NL program.

                     T.C.



Actually - your first read was correct... (snolan - 4/18/2008 2:43:04 PM)
I have not seen one yet Tom (Warner sticker that is).

Yes - I will help hand them out in my area just to help my sanity...
I have been missing GMD meetings - been overloaded; but will try to catch up with you soon.

Scott



Not from Mars (Teddy - 4/18/2008 10:15:02 AM)
(Mr. Marshall, I mean); nor Uranus. Try Venus, considering his obsessions? Or a galaxy far, far away?


Q and A (Silence Dogood - 4/18/2008 10:18:05 AM)
P.S. Do space aliens talk about turning "coeds" (what you and I normally refer to as "female college students") into "chemical love canals for...frathouse playboys?"

I don't know, but I bet Alf would still be on the air today if they did.



Captain Kirk sure tried to find out (Lowell - 4/18/2008 10:32:51 AM)
as he partied his way across the galaxy, wooing women like this: