We have a Winner!
"As your next governor I hereby swear to uphold the laws of Virginia and prosecute all criminals, with the exception of my campaign donors, relatives, and anyone else that has moustache this damn sexy."
Submitted by Shawn B.
Nice work!
Dis-Honorable Mention from Jerry W. Kilgore himself:
Yesterday, we went through the entire day without an escape. It was a positive day for the department of corrections.
Hear it here: http://www.therealjerrykilgore.com. Click "Jail Break".