Jim Webb and Chuck Norris

By: The Grey Havens
Published On: 9/8/2007 12:11:17 PM

So, this is a lot of fun.

Jim Webb was spotted yesterday hanging out with none other than the original Mr. Stretch Jeans himself, Chuck Norris.

Washington Post:

Chuck Norris at the Marine Barracks on Friday watching the final Evening Parade of the summer, at which Sen. Jim Webb was guest of honor. The dress code was business attire, but the action star showed up in lumberjack plaid; then again, if your business is kicking butts and taking names . . . .

Wonkette:

We just saw Chuck Norris at the marine barracks parade hanging out with Jim Webb (guest of honor at the parade)

With that much testosterone in one place eyewitnesses reported a trail of spontaneous fistfights among other party goers as the two mingled through the crowd.  Reports are still coming in as we try to get a precise count of exactly how many women were struck spontaneously pregnant.

The real question remains... Who would win in a fight?

Comments



A Few Facts about Chuck Norris (The Grey Havens - 9/8/2007 12:30:59 PM)
From Chucknorrisfacts.com

[It's easy to just replace Jim Webb in any of these and they apply equally well.]

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.



Jim Webb and Chuck Norris (changeagent - 9/8/2007 1:59:05 PM)
Reports are still coming in as we try to get a precise count of exactly how many women were struck spontaneously pregnant.

Maybe The Grey Havens was trying to be cute.....but frankly, as a woman, I find that last line not very cute! 



You might want to call a detective (DanG - 9/8/2007 2:55:33 PM)
Because apparently your sense of humor is missing.  It was a joke, changeagent.  Relax.


Nothing wrong with expressing yourself (The Grey Havens - 9/8/2007 2:59:38 PM)
especially when you feel you're being disrespected.

We're all in this together.



Sorry to offend, ca (The Grey Havens - 9/8/2007 2:58:03 PM)
That's part of a running theme from one of the "Chuck Norris Facts".

chuck norris is so virile if he smiles at a woman she instantly becomes pregnant.

Variations abound.

For example here, and here, and my all time favorite was Waldo's use here.



Is it possible (MohawkOV1D - 9/8/2007 6:13:23 PM)
for some people to make this write up sound more GAY?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

FYI - Bruce Lee kicked Norris's @SS.  Plus came away with two handfull's of chest wig.



Norris is infinity to one (Matusleo - 9/8/2007 10:26:10 PM)
I think that may be the only time Norris has ever actually lost a fight.  It's also the only time he ever played a villain, so that may have something to do with it.

Haven't seen that movie myself, but I would like to at some point, as both Norris and Lee had a ton of respect for each other.

Norris's politics are very much right-wing, but I confess to still having a fondness for him.  I love that Norris fact list; it's hilarious!



I can't help myself (MohawkOV1D - 9/8/2007 10:50:38 PM)
but when someone mentions Chuck Norris, all I can think of is Bruce Lee ripping out the Norris's chest wig.  Funny, gross, and a good butt whippin.

Bruce Lee, Billy Jack, David Carradine (Kung Fu)...yeah I'm fresh off the bus from 1970.



I'd bet on the Democrat over the Republican.... (Dianne - 9/9/2007 10:50:29 AM)
Chuck Norris:
"Norris is a political conservative, often championing values shared by the Republican Party. Norris has donated over $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988.[11] On January 26, 2007 Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes."  source:  wikipedia

Heck anyone who'd campaign for George "Missing in Action" Bush for President has got to be a wimp!